I have spent a chunk of this year with November in my calendar as the time when Disney Plus will enter my life and give me a new slew of content to dive into. It’s recently come to pass that it is not launching in the UK the same time as the in the US, and I am not happy about it. The only reasoning, I have seen comes from a Wired article in September stating it’s most likely to do with existing deals with Sky across Europe that their newly acquired 21st Century Fox already had in existence.
I understand the reasons for that causing an issue with some of the content that’s supposed to be there, but I don’t understand why they cannot launch Disney Plus in other territories and just have the content that is allowed in that region. Netflix does it, Amazon Prime does it, but Disney seem reluctant to spend the time needed to make this a possibility. Whilst I admire the ambition to have everyone everywhere have access to the same collection, this doesn’t make any sense to me. They are launching a brand-new platform that will be wanted around the world, but they are leaving money on the table in regions.
I am not savvy with the technical side of launching a streaming service, in fact I know nothing, but I can’t understand what the issue would be with launching worldwide with region locked content like every other platform. If this isn’t the case, and the platform will be region locked with different content in different places, then the staggered launch makes even less sense unless they’re simply not adequately prepared, which is a failure of planning and implementation.
Am I bitter that other places get to enjoy The Mandalorian before I do? No, because this situation means it’s probably going to end up forcing me into getting a VPN and watching it anyway. When it comes to content on the internet, there is always a way to watch. Most shows and films you think of are on one of the multitudes of streaming services now, and if they’re not, you can rent them via Amazon or even Sky Movies.
Disney Plus staggered launch could also lead to another problem for them, Piracy. When I was younger, I would spend hours downloading a song via the incredible slow and inefficient LimeWire, which was almost certainly illegal. You could even download Movies, although that would take days of your PC being on and constantly plugged into the internet. Yes, that’s right, plugged in. I used to have to run a cable from my living room, up the stairs and into my bedroom to use the internet. Ah what I used to do to get onto Habbo Hotel.
Anyway, my point is, Piracy now is a different game. I am sure there are a host of sites ready and waiting to do that voodoo that they do to get that content available in terrible quality for people. I stay away from it normally, if I am going to watch something, most of the time I watch it on a streaming service I pay for because I want to be able to see what’s happening, and also because I want to support good work. With Disney Plus, I am hoping I can use a VPN to watch it through my own Disney Plus account, I am not sure it’s going to be possible, but I will burn that bridge when I get to it.
Basically, I want to watch Mandalorian, I want to give Disney my money and bow down to the corporation and pledge myself to them, and they don’t want me. It’s like a beautiful girl, the girl of my dreams, that’s sleeping with everyone except for people in my country. Perhaps that’s not the best analogy. It’s like a cake, a delicious one, we are talking a moist Red Velvet cake. Maybe it’s the Red Velvet Oreo’s, which are the best biscuit in the world but are only made for America because I think our laws prevent them being sold for less than like £8 per pack. Honestly, they’re worth it, they’re like eating a cupcake in Oreo form. If you haven’t tried Red Velvet Oreo’s you really need to, they’re the best.
In summary, I want some cupcakes.