Off the back of Robert Downey Jr’s turn as Tony Stark in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, he decided to step into the role of an eccentric genius. Doesn’t sound particularly different at first, but just 30 seconds of a trailer and you’ll know this is a far cry from the character who snapped his fingers and made $2.9 billion last year.
Downey has had an interesting career over the last decade when he’s stepped outside the MCU. The Judge, Due Date and Sherlock Holmes have all been similar degrees of okay without setting the world on fire. Well I can say that with Dolittle, he’s broken that trend. Unfortunately, I am not stating that as a positive.
His characterisation of Dolittle could be charming, but his voice never quite settles in any one place. It’s a Welsh accent, but it also seems to have been dubbed in over whatever Downey’s original voice was. There are points when his lips don’t seem to match what’s being said, and a surprising amount of his lines are said whilst his face isn’t visible.
The animals are all well animated, and they are the best part of the film for the most part. They’re all doing a bizarre assortment of tasks, and even when went in knowing what this film was and how ridiculous the premise is, I still found myself being surprised by the things I was watching.
There is a plot; Dolittle must travel to a place to get a thing to save the Queen or he loses his home. That’s all of it and expecting anything more intriguing or any kind of twist is only going to set you up for disappointment.
The climax of the film is unbelievable in the sense that I genuinely can’t believe I saw a kid’s film where the climactic battle was against constipation. I wrote that sentence and had to stare at it in disbelief for a minute.
Dolittle will be a great way to distract kids for just over an hour and a half. The short run time means it goes by pretty swiftly and just as I needed a pee it finished. That might be my favourite thing about the film, which kind of says it all.
Good: Kids will have fun with the animals.
Bad: Forgettable, Downey is just too much, and a steadily rising level of ridiculousness that makes no sense.
3/10 – Does little.